this makes it fair game:"The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa."
Actually, the truth is far, far more sinister. The President is. . . a Time Lord. He was elected because of some, yeah, mind control, and, and ....wait, they did this...:
Better paranoid delusions, please.