We Are Number….74,831. Oi!

As of today, that's Phineas at Bay's ranking. Up from number 155,000 and change two days ago, mind, but I see the Fifth Doctor's point:

(An alarm whoops.)
FIFTH DOCTOR: That's an alert, level five, indicating a temporal collision. It like two Tardises have merged, but there's definitely only one Tardis present. It's like two time zones or more at the heart of the Tardis. That's a paradox that could blow a hole in the space time continuum the size of…. Well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?

Lovely people of Belgium, do feel free to buy, and I will make amends, but, well, the hard part of self-publishing is trying to catch the eye of the potential readers.

So, let me point out two things:

1. Kindle edition should be available next week; and

2. The "Look Inside" feature is now available; you can try before you buy.